Orc and Pie Appendix One: New Feats

To supplement the FREE adventure, The Orc and the Pie, we've added this appendix of fully compatible v. 3.5 feats. We're confident that this addition of good, crunchy rules material will help increase sales. (We're so smart!)

DMs may wish to allow PCs to take these feats before the adventure to enhance game play. Others may wish them to be gained during the course of the adventure.

Good 'n' Hungry
You're really hungry.
Benefit: You gain a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls when fighting a creature (for example, an orc) who's sole duty is to guard a tasty treat (for example, a pie).
Special: You can take this feat multiple times, because, well, if you're stupid enough to take it once, who are we to say you shouldn't take it again? Go for it. Knock yourself out. The bonuses even stack. Whoop-dee-freakin'-doo.

Orc Hater
You hate orcs and they hate you.
Prerequisite: Orc Lover
Benefit: You instantly kill any crummy orc you see. Those no-good orcs hate you a bunch.

Orc Lover
You love orcs and they love you.
Prerequisite: Orc Hater
Benefit: You cannot harm an orc, but they will not harm you. Oh, and how 'bout a +2 competence bonus to doing something with orcs? Maybe Diplomacy checks? Sure. That sounds good: +2 to Diplomacy checks with orcs. Oh, yeah, that's a good day's work as a game designer.

Pie Master
You are really, really good with pies.
Prerequisite: Yes, Another One of Those Feats, You Know, the Ones That Just Add +2 to Two Things, Only This Time With Pies
Benefit: In your hands, a pie becomes a deadly weapon that kills even the sneakiest of ninjas.

Yes, Another One of Those Feats, You Know, the Ones That Just Add +2 to Two Things, Only This Time With Pies
You are really good with pies.
Benefit: You gain a +2 competence bonus to all, oh, let's say... Craft (Pie) and Knowledge (Pies) checks.

Yet Another Feat You Could Have Come Up With On Your Own, Having Something to Do With the Very Original Topic of Fighting Orcs
You excel at fighting orcs.
Benefit: You get a +1 double-plus-good bonus to attack and damage rolls when fighting orcs.

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